"New Gas Bill Designed By Some Kind Of Freaking Maniac"

Ok, this is satire, but it makes a serious point. When we've designed forms for Intuit or Wells Fargo, we try to make them easy to read -- so customers can place their orders quickly, with minimal fuss -- and easy to follow, so they know exactly what they will will get and what they will be charged. We've never worked for the Keystone Gas Company.

Some kind of raving psychopath apparently gnawed through his restraints and burrowed out of the Massachusetts Center For The Criminally Insane to design the invoice for the Keystone Gas Company, 36-year-old Michael Beasley reported Monday.